Absolutely diabolical service. We walked in to find an empty restaurant (a couple were just leaving). We were placed on the worlds smallest table right at the back near the toilet. The waiting staff (2 of them), had absolutely no idea what they were doing. When asked if she could recommend a Bordeaux she said 'no' and walked off (Not sure why, we were the only two customers!). A bread basket with two tiny bits of nuked bread, and a serving of butter that could barely be seen with the naked eye were not too inspiring either. Then we tried to order, the boy (he looked no more than 17 and was obviously very new) tried to take the order but it became very labourious, he even asked how i would like the fish done, and offered my friends steak done medium red! The girl took over, but even she could not get 2 starters and 2 main courses correct without confirming 3 or 4 times. It was a table of 2 not 12!!, and the only table occupied! Eventually they turned around for a conflab about the orders, spoke to each other by the till for 2-3 minutes, then came back to take the order together. The will to live was slowly draining from two hungry bodies trust me. We poured ourselves another glass of wine (yep, we had to pour our own until it was gone). The starters arrived, my onion soup has a slice of processed cheese over the top and the onion hunt inside was pretty unsuccesful. The mains took an eternity, i think the order went in wrong! When they finally arrived my plate was so hot you could have gotten 3rd degree burns had you touched it, but there was no warning of this from the boy. (The girl had sort of given up by now and was playing the lazy manager role of watching his every move from 8ft away, glaring at him every 5 seconds, poor lad.). . The fish itself had certainly not taken its last breath that week, but by now the whole meal was a complete calamity, so i just left it after eating half and wondering if i would spend the night doubled over the toilet, no one asked why i left half, although i am sure they could smell why. We declined coffee and desserts and the bill was presented in double quick time. I wish i had something nice to say, just one thing but it was a big fat 0 out of 10 for everything, it was that bad that we laughed outside wondering if it had really just happened. During our visit just five other diners came in, on two tables and to say the 2 staff were struggling would be doing them a credit, they were awful. We even suggested to the girl how to improve a couple of things but she just laughed without a care in the world. Shame really because the place looks good, but unfortunately thats where it ends. . . Never again.